Sandra Scott, star of WE Tv’s reality show ‘Wife, Mom, Bounty Hunter’, claims that lipodissolve got rid of a pesky ring of fat that had been hanging around her stomach since the birth of her second child.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Lipodissolve
Current mood: calm
have any of you seen those commercials all over TV for a new fat-dissolving procedure called “Lipdissolve?”
well, ever since my second child was born, i’ve had this ring of fat all the way around my midsection that just won’t respond to diet or exercise.
since i’m no stranger to cosmetic procedures, i decided to look into it.
i decided that with the money-back guarantee that was being offered – and the fact that Britney Spears owes (at least partly) her new cut tummy to “Lipdissolve”, i decided to give it a go.
i visited the “fig” Advanced Lipodissolve Center in Scottsdale, Arizona. I sat down for a consultation, and asked as many questions as i could think of. satisfied with the anwers, i decided to try it right then and there.
my jeans didn’t fit around the waistline the way they once did (after two C-sections, i wonder why! LOL!) and i was really fed up with that whole dealio!
i am TERRIFIED of needles, believe it or not. so you’d think that any procedure that required me to get 12-16 injections into my tummy would be immediately tossed out of the basket of cosmetic possibilities.
i talked myself out of my fear. the usual stuff: “oh it’s just a little needle!” “you arrest dangerous fugitives, and you’re afraid of a little needle?” “it’s all in your head.”
blah, blah, and more BLAH.
so, i did it.
and ya know what? the needles didn’t hurt at all. tiny little needle that i barely felt, if at all.
however, the AFTERMATH was a different story.
painless? my ass. the first 30 minutes after the injections hurt like hell. you feel like you’ve been stung by a hive of Africanized bees. each time i get a new round of injections, i go home and spend the rest of the day in bed. it makes me tired and very very sore. you swell up pretty bad the first day, and it gradually goes down over the course of a week or so. so wear loose clothing, both to the appointment and afterwards. a body compression garment helps a lot (like a “Nancy Ganz” or a “Spanx.” i have one of those).
the way “Lipodissolve” works: the solution is injected deep into the fat. it causes the fat cells to swell and break down. YOU SWELL like mad. the inflamation process causes this. it is important to NOT take any anti-inflammatories the week before or after the injections. you WANT the inflammation process to take effect.
then the fat is excreted by the body’s own natural elimination process (ie: you crap it out). and let me tell ya, it gives you BIG TIME gas. i fart like a maniac after the procedure!
up to 6 sessions may be needed to completely eliminate saddlebag thighs, tummy bulges, bra bulges, chin gobblers, love handles, etc.
after only FOUR sessions, my tummy fat was GONE GONE GONE.
it WORKED.
i am THOROUGHLY impressed with Lipdissolve! WOO HOO!
i plan on getting Lipodissolve in my love handles, inner and outer thighs, and chin. (i noticed after watching myself on the show that i am developing a ‘gobbler’ under my chin……ew! not nice to look at!)
hey, my job may not be glamorous, but i am a wife and a woman. i still wear sexy jeans and dresses. i go to the pool. i wear shorts and tanks.
and i wanna look good. nothing wrong with that. u got this ‘one life’ as Sally Field says in those commercials for Boniva.
so, live it. live it YOUR WAY. live it WELL.
and don’t u let ANYONE tell u that you can’t or shouldn’t.
remember, it’s YOUR LIFE, not theirs.
’nuff said.
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